Our facilities at Bunny and Bear Enterprises
undergo continual safety and immigration compliance
inspection by representatives of Hedgefund Kitty Holdings.
We have seven more of the old oranges left.
The new ones are arriving soon.
So, we really have to move these today.
There might be another workforce reduction.
Hedgefund Kitty wasn't as pleased with
our last quarterly results.
Bunnies are ready to show you our
fine products. They will even pre-taste them for you.
Hedgefund Kitty specifically disclaims responsibility for activities
undertaken by bunnies. We provide a happy work environment for
each bunny, but some mishaps are beyond our control.
As a safety measure, gatherings of more than three
bunnies are now prohibited. Unauthorized meetings
of Bunnies are grounds for immediate dismissal or
transfer to the Crash Test Bunnies program
Our workers are provided adequate medical care coverage
Little Bear arrives with a flash card Bunny backup
to restore the injured bunnies.
Bunnies thank Little Bear for saving them.
"We only have funding for one bunny brain backup to restore them with,
but they have little brains and all look alike to me anyways.
So, it works out fine and the important thing is they return to work."
As you can plainly see in this photo gallery, our worker bunnies are provided
time off and leisure activities during their employment at
all subsidiaries of Hedgefund Kitty Holdings.
Rides in cars are a favorite leisure activity of our worker bunnies.
Hedgefund Kitty Holdings always provides a safe environment
for our workers. The stories about hot sunlight, melting, and
unsafe seating during bunny rides are unfounded..
Our bunnies enjoy an exciting outing and are mentally
refreshed before resuming work at Bunny and Bear
Our Crash Test Bunnies Division
has new employment vacancies every week.
Join us today and see if you have the right stuff to meet the challenge!
Another favorite bunny activity is going to the theater for a movie.
Each evening, a lucky two are chosen to go.
The bunnies left behind know the lucky ones are having a great
time because no one ever comes back from the theater.
Maybe the next night they will be chosen!
Little Bear categorically denies the false allegations of excess drinking
or other inappropriate behavior at Bunny and Bear company functions.
Little Bear receives company award celebration for
another year of innovative Bunny management
Even in these difficult economic times,
Bunny and Bear find a moment for each other.
With Bunny's support, Little Bear successfully
completed his rehabilitation program.
He still likes his drinks grape based and in big bottles.
Little Bear has a relapse, but
everyone agrees it was a great Karaoke night
iPhones arrive much to excitement of bunnies
Can't wait to open them!
Typical bunnies. They are more interested in the boxes!
Nothing more exciting than a ride.
Bunny and Bear inspect new proposed product made of pink spun sugar.
"This will never work as insulation. It gets ruined when it gets wet and sticks to my fur."
Bunny carefully inventories the in stock items, but cannot actually count.
There are SO many of them.
How will we ever sell all of these?
But if we do, our quarterly report to Hedgefund Kitty will be great.
Come on down to Bunny and Bear Enterprises.
We're up to our ears in deals for you.
Little Bear can barely contain his "enthusiasm" near the end of Bunny's 18 hour long oratory.
Could it actually be a litre can of my favorite?
This one is for ME.
"You do not need it," Bunny reasons with Little Bear.
An inevitable result at Bunny and Bear Enterprises
"No. No. No," says Bunny
Where is Bunny?
Bunny?
Many fine products are ready for you at Bunny and Bear Enterprises.
Call now.
Bunny is Still Standing By.
Another banner year at Hedgefund Kitty Holdings.
Yes, A very merry time at the company party.